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Who put those thoughts in your head?

seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT


uglyrenaissancebabies:

Jokes on you! There’s chocolate inside of these motherfuckers! 

(submitted by milkpunch)


uglyrenaissancebabies:

Alright, the Madonna definitely made that apple into a bong. 


uglyrenaissancebabies:

Don’t worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and this is actually totally accurate. 

(via discardingimages)


uglyrenaissancebabies:

Our Holy Father of the Botched Boob Job

(submitted by conglomeratiparty)


uglyrenaissancebabies:

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. A rock-hard, aureola-less, pimple-nipple sandbag of a bosom, but still. 

(submitted by Carmen)


uglyrenaissancebabies:

And lo, the God Child did turn his gaze upward, his neck craning, turning, rotating – the sound of dry twigs snapping, leathery skin pulled taunt around an unnatural, boney fulcrum — one rotation, two, three. A wheezing, short breath. Then nothing. 


vinylscratch18:

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